"Excuse me, have you met our holy father of the land, LKY, today?"

"Eh, Sorry got no time."

"Don't worry it wont take a minute, let me tell you a story. A long time ago, in the southern province of China.."

"Actually what is this about ah?"

"Oh, I'm from the LKY school of absolute belief. We drink Evian and eat no rice on Sundays. You know, that one, your mother tell you to study in the aircon at 25 degrees celsius? Ya, we are that one."

"Oh ok, you were saying?"

"Yah, the origin of LKY, do you know, he was actually born out of a rock, boiled in an elixir for 9 years? That's why, when he was borned he look like a silver-haired-"

"Eh, I think that one is Sun Wu Kong."

"I think that one your mother lah. Yah, so he was boiled in a rock in the Singapore Zoo. Not the current one, the very first one, the one that Sang Nila Utama kept his lions in. Yah, so when he came out right, Sang Nila Utama gave him the Singapore as his birthday present and then he retired to take care of his lions. But I think, he was not very good at it ah, both the lions and Sang Nila Utama couldnt be found after that."

"Um excuse me ah, I rushing for time leh.."

"No dont worry dont worry, I'm just here to spread some facts about our faith you know. Like did you know, on the seventh day (oh but you shouldnt underestimate one LKY day. Can be veh long can be veh short) his left eyeball became Amaterasu, to which he loaned the Japanese as a gift to end their occupation here? His current eyeball is regrown with Evian. Very watery, always tear up. You can see it during National Day."

"Ehe.. heh... K I needo go already, my friend waiting for me. Thanks ah bye.."

"Oh No worries no worries, Thanks. Thanks so much for listening to me. It's okay, you go ahead, I will still be here, spreading the word of our majestic pillar of Singapore. Thanks so much ah, Thanks. Bye bye!!!!"